If you’ve watched enough TV I’m sure you’ve seen people performing tricks with their dogs. It’s hardly cute and rarely very impressive. However, I admit I’m blown away by this Chilean man and his merengue dancing dog. Was putting a skirt on the dog necessary though?

So I don’t exactly know what hay bailing is, but I’m pretty sure this video explains what happens when you mix some drunk rednecks with a hay bailing machine. The end result of all this is what can only be described as Straw Bob Squarepants.

The Phoenix New Times has a good article about why your pizza delivery guy hates you. Having once delivered pizzas myself I can say that I experienced everything on their list. If you happen to be one of these customers shame on you, and get your head out of your ass.

I love this guy’s entrepreneurial spirit, but if you want to bet with weed you might just want to play cards at home with your friends. As for the casino, they should be thankful he didn’t start out at the slots before heading over to the blackjack table.

If you haven’t seen the show Pawn Stars on History Channel it’s basically Antiques Roadshow for men. The shows setting is a Las Vegas pawn shop, and ‘Old Man’ is definitely one of the funnier characters on the show. Here’s a clip of Corey, ‘Old Man’s’ grandson, trying to explain the concept of Facebook to him.

You have to appreciate the determination this bear has to get himself a delicious treat. Apparently picnic baskets aren’t the only thing that will spark a bears interest.

The guy on the couch, Steven Wright, has one of the driest senses of humor you’ll ever find. It’s exactly why I love him. If you like one line jokes you might already be a Steven Wright fan. Regardless of whether you’re not a fan or not, check out these quotes and prepare to be blown away.

What’s with those dogs that growl at you while they eat their food? Do I look like I want to eat some dog food? Didn’t I just put that food in the bowl and give it to you? I’m just glad we’ll be back to best friends after you finish that food.

This isn’t real news, but I couldn’t pass up an opportunity to post pictures of Megan Fox in tiny shirts.  Do we think Brian Austin Green or his son Kassius really mind her borrowing the shirts.  Can you really blame her either?  The kid has good taste.  Voltron and Star Wars;  where’s he shopping?

Rarely does anyone describe smoking as cute, but that was my first reaction when seeing this video. About 30 seconds in I started feeling bad for the boy, and changed my attitude. Reminds me of that monkey in the zoo whose addicted to smoking. Typical case of monkey see monkey do as they say.

I’ve always wondered how color-blind people viewed the world. I pass the color-blindness tests no problem, but never understood what the blind were seeing. Thankfully, someone was kind enough to create these pictures and show us. Added comment entertainment: one color-blind fellows experience on mushrooms in Amsterdam.

These stealthy shinobi warriors are set to sneak into your kitchen and stage a cookie coup! Cut, bake, decorate… and then watch them disappear! Add swords, nunchaku, and shuriken stars with icing and toothpicks for more ambiance!

They’ve been teasing all these years saying, “the world may never know,” some have been kept up night contemplating the answer and I’ve even witnessed people counting each lick until they give up in frustration and simply bite their tootsie pop! Thankfully Wolfram Alpha has come to the rescue on this one.   3481 licks is the answer.  Now get some sleep.

Before there was Parkour there was Arnim Dahl.  This clip from the 1950′s film Gizmo goes to show that the sport of parkour has been around for quite some time.  I’m not sure what more is there to say than Arnim Dahl was well ahead of his time.

I can get behind this motto.  Why send flowers when you can mail a monkey?  I’m not a big fan of mailing flowers, and it’s not that I’m against romantic gestures. It’s just that flowers die.  So why not mail a monkey and give them a gift that lasts longer than a week.